We have one of the biggest horses in Lancashire at the farm. He is huge. You measure horses in hands. And he is nineteen hands. That’s a lot of hands. He might be tall, but he’s a big softy. We have other horses too and they are all big softies. Horses are strong. Next time you see a horse, check out how big their muscles are. They are like the Arnold Schwarzeneggers of the animal world, only a lot more refined. Horses have really good teeth. I wish my teeth were as straight as a horse’s teeth. If they smile at you, you will see them.

Listen to the horse  neigh