Have you seen Shrek? If you have then you will know all about donkeys. They are warm and friendly. And they look like small horses. Donkeys can talk, they just choose not to. Instead they often say, “hee-haw.” There is actually a name for that. It’s called braying. If you want to appear smart, next time you hear a donkey say, “hee-haw,” you can say to anyone around you: “wow, listen to that donkey braying…” That will make you look well clever. Like an intellectual. Only not as boring. You can ride our donkeys at Smithills Farm. It only costs a pound and it’s really good. It’s not every day you get to ride a donkey, is it?

Listen to the donkey bray